Friday, August 10, 2012

Its all mind and bone

Why have you consumed me
taking every realm of thought?
Why do you live in the future 
where impossibilies are naught?

It's because of you I feel restricted
cut off from what is norm 
You tell me what I cannot do
and encourage bad thoughts to form

Yet when I sleep, you disappear
you stumble out my ears
Theres calmness, relief
And the loss of all my fears. 

But every morning its the same
you crawl to where you were
To nestle in your usual seat 
and tell me to be thinner

Monday, July 23, 2012


Theres this modelling competition that I've spontaneously entered. And I get that it portrays self-obsession, self-absorbance, self, self, SELF!!!! But the prize is a contract with Chadwick (which is a big deal) and the top 20 finalists are invited to a 'ball'. Now what girl wouldn't want that excitment?

Here's the link, however votes only count for a percentage of the finalist decision. Have a laugh while you're there.

Tuesday, July 17, 2012

Blue hue

Its the fish blowing bubbles
and the augmented t.v;
Its the fridge weakly whirring 
and other noises you cannot see.

Its the pulsing in your forehead
when you put in too much thought;
Its the stiffening of your joints
when movement has been naught.

This ensues from wordless worlds
where quietude is morose;
This inkling sense of isolation
where only loneliness can boast.

Wednesday, June 27, 2012

Face lifts for paper goods

From drap to fab, transform your boring but cheap notebooks into distinct yet inexpensive style statements. Yes, folks, its that simple; take a journal, measure it. Choose a favourite magazine shot, measure out the journal size onto the picture, and cut it out. Try to cut straight. Use a paper suited glue (like blue-glue stick) to cover the entire front of the journal. Stick down the picture, however if the notebook has a specific spine that effects the bending/opening of the book, then avoid sticking the picture on top of the spine. Let dry. To add extra fenaz attach some brown tape over the spine for a smooth connection between picture and notebook. If its gonna be a frequently used, try covering it with plastic or contact.
Now your plain jane notebook is a glistening delight, clad with beautiful people that no one else has on a practical hand.

Monday, June 25, 2012

To Do's

With uni break 24 hours away, I need a motivator to push me through. I have 4 weeks off, with the majority of it constituing of free time. So whats in the Top 10?
1. Cover books with crafty creative pictures.
2. Watch seasons 2 & 3 of Veronica Mars.
3. Bake - Coconut, oatmeal and raisin cookies and jam-filled muffin.
4. Take up the hem of a wrongly fitting urban outfitters dress.
5. Make a denim jeans handbag.
6. Travel down the coast and take 35mm photos in fields of grass.
7. Find Uturn second-hand store in Riverwood.
8. Read Anthony Horowitz's The Switch
9. Have a dinner date with Mum then go to the movies to see Ice Age 4.
10. Print off 35mm photos.

Follow me, as each one gets accomplished. Hopefully it will last me 4 weeks.

Tuesday, May 8, 2012

The book that Adam wrote

Lets be honest, sitting listening to someone talking about something or rather, can be boring. Brighten up the droning voice with a little shake of Books of Adam. Its salty and spicy and will make your muscles ache from all the silent laughing that it causes. Click on the link to discover the world of Adam (the author) and his brilliant cartoons.

Sunday, May 6, 2012

The paper boys cat

I sit on your newspapers,
I claw magazines,
I chase away the customers
by bringing dead rats and other things